InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ 〈 ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ 〉 ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Server Information: Modpacks: Tekkit 2 (v.1.2.2) | Tekkit Legends (v1.1.1) | The 1.12.2 Pack (v1.5.5) | Nomifactory (v1.2.2.1) Hub IP: Play.SiriusMC.net Tekkit 2 IP: Tekkit.SiriusMC.net RLCraft IP: rl.SiriusMC.net Tekkit Legends IP: Legends.SiriusMC.net The 1.12.2 Pack IP: 1122.SiriusMC.net Nomifactory IP: Nomi.SiriusMC.net Discord: discord.gg/SiriusMCWhy Choose SiriusMC? SiriusMC is a modded network that runs servers in Tekkit 2, RLCraft, Tekkit Legends, The 1.12.2 Pack & Nomifactory. We aim to give you the best playing experience when playing on our servers offering features such as Togglable PVP, PlayerShops, Land Protection, Custom Patches/Plugins & More! With a strong team of active staff and developers, strong hardware SiriusMC provides a lag-free place to play!On our Tekkit 2 & Tekkit Legends Server, players are permitted the use of EMC farms. Got a cool design for a EMC gen? SiriusMC is the perfect place for you to build it.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	7483
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	7064

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ores Mined:	5982	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	7347

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crops Grown:	1437	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.