InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	6672
New Chunks Explored:	669312	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Our flagship PvE SpongeForge Server hosting “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods and a wide range of mods such as Mekanism, Thermal Expansion, Applied Energistics 2, Thaumcraft 6, Botania, Ender IO, Industrial Foregoing, IndustrialCraft² and so much more! Explore space With GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets and get ready to build a nuclear reactor, extreme reactor or even a fusion reactor to power your whole base. Join a community of seasoned factory builders and artistic builds, adding detail to your bases using Chisel & Bits, and trade resources at the player-owned Shops!Download this amazing modpack from TechnicPack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/the-1122-pack/Download this amazing modpack from CurseForge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-1122-pack/Join our Multiplayer Server: the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6385	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Lunar Survival Multiplayer [Semi-Vanilla] [SMP] {1.18.2} {Active Community} {HermitCraft-Like} {Economy} {BUILDERS-NEEDED}Server IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyzLunar Survival is a popular up and coming Semi-Vanilla Minecraft multiplayer server! Here are some of the features that this server offers: • The server is Semi-Vanilla meaning we offer some extra commands to our players to make their time on our server just a little easier and more fun! Here are some examples of such commands: /home, /tpa, /sit, /rtp, /seen, /playtime• Players can set up and establish their bases anywhere they want in the world! And, make anything they wish! • Set up shops in the server’s Shopping District as apart of our player run economy! You can sell items or services to other members of the server to make a profit! Allowing you to buy from others! •We have a friendly and active community on the Minecraft server and our ever-growing discord server! Our Discord also has many fun bots and appealing features like reaction roles!• Many plug-ins have been installed to give our players a more enjoyable experience while they are on our server. We also have active staff and an arsenal of logging and restoring plugins to protect the server from hackers, griefers and thieves so no need to worry about your base or shop being destroyed or stolen from• We are always keeping our eyes open for new staff, we are more inclined to accept players once they’ve spent some time on the server to get to know it. However currently we are open for new builders applicants. Staff & Builder applications can be found in our discord server: discord.gg/KzGvkFpYT9

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

What does Ardania have to offer? -> A freebuild construction world (20,000×20,000) with a capital -> Farm worlds (Nether, End and Normal) -> Currency system, jobs/professions and shops -> A promotion system with newcomers, players & regulars -> Home points, player portals, guild portals and world hub -> An event world with some minigames like Mobarena, Spleef and others -> A dungeon world with different instances -> A PvP world and a Jump’N’Run world -> Building contests or community projects in the creative building world -> More features like weddings, guilds and much more!Server-IP: Server.Ardania.de Website: Ardania.de Discord: Discord.Ardania.de

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!