InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Overcraft Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games

You can join our network in 1.18.2 [Optifine]. We have incredible support and a selection of games you’ll never get bored of. Some of them include:– Overland – Prison – SkyWars – Bedwars – Arcade – Nexus – And much more…

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Imperia MC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Imperia is a semi roleplay geopolitical Minecraft server and it advances this cause by implementing such plugins and game mechanics to best suit that purpose. However these custom game mechanics may only provide the basic framework, every in-game achievement is solely in the hands of the players. This means, that not all existing features are accessible from the start. Only player input and game progression can allow for progress.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Jujutsu Kaisen Goatjo

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Goatjo Minecraft is a jujutsu kaisen based minecraft server 🙂 We host events daily, crates, survival, pvp and a awesome friendly community

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5091

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Duck Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We have crossplay support! Immerse yourself in the boundless adventure that awaits you in DuckRealm.eu, the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking a fresh and exhilarating gaming experience. With our new server, we invite you to embark on an unforgettable journey filled with endless possibilities and captivating gameplay.At DuckRealm.eu, we believe in the power of survival mode to truly test your skills and unleash your inner explorer. Engage in thrilling battles against formidable mobs, gather vital resources, and build your own thriving empire in a challenging yet rewarding environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivalist or a newcomer to the game, our server offers an inclusive and supportive community where you can learn, grow, and conquer the untamed wilderness together.But that’s not all—DuckRealm.eu provides a haven for creative minds to flourish. With our free building mode, you can let your imagination run wild and bring your wildest visions to life. From awe-inspiring structures to intricate redstone contraptions, the possibilities are limited only by your creativity. Show off your architectural prowess and inspire others with your unique creations.As you embark on this epic journey, you won’t be alone. Join our friendly and vibrant community on Discord, where you can connect with fellow adventurers, share your accomplishments, and collaborate on exciting projects. Our Discord server serves as a hub of communication, where you can receive the latest updates on server events, participate in engaging discussions, and forge lasting friendships with like-minded players.To join the adventure, simply visit our website at duckrealm.eu. There, you’ll find all the information you need to get started, including server details, rules, and FAQs. Explore the various biomes, uncover hidden treasures, and discover new realms teeming with wonders. Whether you prefer to go on daring solo expeditions or embark on cooperative quests with friends, DuckRealm.eu has something for everyone.Please note that as a brand-new server, we are continuously working to enhance and expand the features available. We appreciate your patience as we fine-tune the server and implement exciting updates to enrich your gameplay experience. We are committed to creating a dynamic and engaging world that keeps you coming back for more.The time has come to step into the enchanting realm of DuckRealm.eu. Prepare yourself for an immersive journey, where your survival skills will be tested, your creativity will flourish, and lasting friendships will be forged. Join us today and become a part of this thrilling Minecraft community. The adventure awaits!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftLands

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

[1.20.1]On CraftLands you can explore the custom world and build amazing structures Active staff members will help you out with any issues.CraftLands is waiting you.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Envy Block Pixelmon

Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Create the ultimate Pokémon adventure at Envy Block Pixelmon! We offer great community, tournaments, an expansive story campaign, and more for you and your friends to enjoy. Join today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Supremecraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server dedicated to survival and roleplay of players. We have a wide variety of plugins which will make your experience more pleasant and immersive, other than the monotony you were used to on other servers.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

**Minecraft Sivils** (*Bedrock X Java 1.8-1.18*)> Skyblock: – Vanilla Redstone & Mobs + AI! – Leveling system that progresses the game with you! – Spawners, Minions, & Custom Chests! – *Skyblock* Orientated Custom Enchants with Enchantment Table! – Island Level, Leaderboards, Permissions, Settings, Bank, Missions & More! – Professional, well made and maintained!> SMP: – SlimeFun – Magic, Backpacks, Machinery, nuclear reactors, custom items! – Skills, Increasable stats, Mana! – Chest Protection + Claiming!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.