InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	182	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6706	Dragons Tamed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Towns Built:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4688
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Emeralds Found:	9326	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Enchantments Applied:	211

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.