InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Emeralds Found:	5014
Enchantments Applied:	298	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1644
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Mines Excavated:	4338	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1975	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3494	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Star Shards Collected:	298
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6215	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.