InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	108

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	80
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	109
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.