InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Divine Spears Created:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9835	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Towns Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7885	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Zombie Dances:	3	Farms Harvested:	569
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Towns Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Potions Brewed:	86
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.