InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	985309	Potions Brewed:	173
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6247
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Items Found:	7409	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3711	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Emeralds Found:	8222	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7574	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	680710	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	95
Players Killed by Monsters:	3302	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.