InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	5379
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	122

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Items Found:	5329	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
New Chunks Explored:	648107	Star Shards Collected:	207
Crops Grown:	6899	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	New Chunks Explored:	42512
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.