InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	239089	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	8455	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7940	Ores Mined:	2604
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	100

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Farms Harvested:	859	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6315	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Potions Brewed:	135
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	139	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.