InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Alien Abductions:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9812
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	1239

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	180	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4217	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3348
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Holy Grails Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Star Shards Collected:	177
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Void Gems Collected:	32
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.