InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Towns Built:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	421	Underground Cities Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Divine Spears Created:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Star Shards Collected:	215	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ores Mined:	9249

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Animals Bred:	181	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Crops Grown:	9250	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	772619	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Items Found:	6986	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mines Excavated:	2920
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ores Mined:	6677	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	4418	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.