InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AVAS VS Hypixel

Anarchy, challenge, Chaos, Community, Destruction, Discord, dupe system, exploit, freedom, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, Minecraft, player-driven, PvP, Raiding, Rebellion, Survival, unmoderated, Vanilla

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
High player population	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames and activities	Some games may be crowded or have long wait times
Professional moderation and anti-cheat system	Strict rules and bans for rule-breakers

AVAS

Pros	Cons
Complete freedom in gameplay	Potential for chaos and griefing
Unique dupe system for items	Lack of moderation can lead to hacking and exploits
No pay-to-win features	May not appeal to players looking for structured gameplay

FAQ

Which server has more players?

Hypixel has a higher player population compared to AVAS.

Are there strict rules on AVAS?

No, AVAS has minimal moderation and allows for hacking, griefing, and exploiting.

Are there minigames on AVAS?

No, AVAS tries to replicate the vanilla Minecraft experience with no additional activities.

Can I use flight and movement mods on Hypixel?

No, Hypixel has rules against game-modifying mods.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft Slutty Steve’s Data Dive

arousal, body count, Boob Size, data, Dive, Female Sexuality Datamine, fetishes, Gender Identity, Limits, Minecraft, Porn/Masturbation Habits, sexual behavior, sexual boundaries, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual expression, sexual health, sexual orientation, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, slutty, Steves

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Come join our server where we ask the REAL questions that matter! Like your sexual orientation, body count, porn and masturbation habits, fetishes, limits, and even your boob size!

We have competitions to see who can build the most outrageous pixelated sex dungeon, challenges to see who can find the most bizarre fetish in the game, and so much more! Join now and let your freak flag fly high in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! (Disclaimer: No actual sexual content is allowed on the server, just good old-fashioned ridiculousness)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ores Mined:	2943	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Gremlin universe

Auction, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Gremlin universe, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mob Heads, OneBlock, PvP, Server, Shop, Skyblock

Gremlin universe is a very cool minecraft server. It has a lot of features from auction to economy. Shop g u I to mob heads in more.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AnimeLand: Where licensing doesn’t screw you over! Join now for epic adventures in the world of Minecraft!

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Tired of anime getting the short end of the stick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate haven for all things anime! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Girls Band Cry is the national anthem and licensing jail is just a thing of the past. Our fansubs work tirelessly to bring you the best of the anime world, so why not join us and experience the craziness for yourself? From building giant anime statues to battling evil villains in epic anime-themed dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8282

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Oblivioz Anarchy

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## Welcome to Oblivioz Anarchy :5095sunglassesoffflushed:

This is a new server attempting to revive anarchy servers. We strive to listen to our users and keep Minecraft anarchy servers the old way. Based on 1.12.2, it will be the same version as 2B2T once was. What’s an anarchy server? **An anarchy server is a server with ZERO rules** That doesnt mean that the discord server doesn’t have rules though. Also, you could get in trouble for building lag machines. :no:

The server ip is `mc.oblivioz.me` :skull_laugh:

Feel free to download hacks! Its an anarchy server after all! :epic:

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SwoleCraft: Where even your Minecraft character takes his supplements!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most excitement you get is finding a new kind of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us for epic adventures, like fighting off armies of killer bunnies or building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit (safety not guaranteed, but who needs safety when you’re having THIS much fun?).

Our server owner once tamed a dragon in-game and rode it into battle against an army of creepers – and he didn’t even need armor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest community around. Remember, on our server, anything goes – as long as it’s hilarious!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Crew: Epic International Announcement – Join Now for a Legendary Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is: please don’t touch the Finns. Why, you ask? Well, one time someone touched a Finn and they turned into a block of cheese. True story! But don’t worry, the cheese was actually quite delicious.

Join our server for the chance to build your own cheese castle, ride on flying llamas, and participate in our epic Finn-avoiding mini-games. We also have a secret underground base where we throw wild block parties every Friday night. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on down and join us, just remember: keep your hands off the Finns. You have been warned.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	921567	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Round Table SMP

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to The Round Table Official Minecraft Server where you can join the game and build whatever your heart desires! Will you build the world’s grandest nation or just a simple wanderer making a living?

That is up to you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FureLand Network 2.0

appreciation, Bosses, Challenges, Community, Crates, Discord, discord server, Dungeons, Economy, FureLand Network 2.0, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Players, PvP, Rewards, rules, Server, Survival, survival mode, Updates, weapons

Fureland About Us -We are a minecraft server that goes above and beyond, we appreciate every player who does not break the rules. We focus on Survival.

Survival includes new weapons, bosses, dungeons, crates and more

-Join our discord https://discord.gg/AKzxDD99Ju – IP- fureland.mc.hostify.cz We look forward to seeing you

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MinecraftMania: Retro Girls Edition – Join the Ultimate Virtual Girls Party now!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride with our resident YouTubers, like Onolumi, Amiya Aranha, and Tomomi Toraya. And that’s not all – we’ve got Kiki, Mozumi Pichi, Riona, Clauvio, Karin, Super Meche, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale, and Jorunna bringing the hilarity 24/7 on their Twitch channels!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic adventures and insane shenanigans with Lumi ARG – it’s like a treasure hunt on crack! And don’t forget to check out our previous threads for even more wackiness.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Just be prepared for some of the most outrageous and hilarious moments of your gaming life. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Farms Harvested:	965	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GoHub

Active, commands, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Features, Friendly, Growing, Items, JOINING, Land plots, Mature, mod, Plugins, PvP, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat

GooHub is a brand-new server created to be a fun and enjoyable server with a strong community. This is an SMP server with some plugins that feature warps/homes, tpa and much more! We have a shops area that you can buy plots and sell your items. Our feature list is as follows:

– Optional Proximity Voicechat, using the Simple Voicechat Mod! – Warps/Homes, Tpa’s, RTP and many other quality of life commands! – A shops warp to buy land plots and sell your items! – And many more features to come as the server matures!

Consider joining us and watch this server grow!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Exonia MC

Active players, city building, Citybuild servers, Cross-Play, Currency, Economy, Exonia MC, German, inquiries, minecraft server, Support, Survival, Website

We currently have 2 Citybuild servers, our old one and our new one. Our old one is still actively played.

Our currency is very well protected and can soon be found using our website.

If you have any inquiries or support cases, please report them on our website. We actively listen to your questions there.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	199	Crops Grown:	8004
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

night-squad server Minecraft

1.20, administration, blocks, donation, Minecraft, night-squad, Server, Support, Survival, Title

Normal survival, there is a donation, you can ask the administration to create your own title/donation, support for blocks 1.20

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

StealSolo VS Hypixel

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Comparison of Hypixel and StealSolo Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded at times
Well-developed game modes	May require premium account to access certain features
Frequent updates and events	Some game modes can be repetitive

StealSolo

Pros	Cons
Active community	Smaller player base
Custom Items and Ranks	Limited features compared to larger servers
Afkpool feature	May not have as many game modes

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to StealSolo.

2. Are there custom items and ranks available on both servers?

StealSolo offers custom items and ranks while Hypixel may require a premium account for certain features.

3. Which server has more game modes and features?

Hypixel has a wide variety of game modes and frequent updates and events, while StealSolo may have a more limited selection of game modes.

4. Are both servers known for their active communities?

Both Hypixel and StealSolo have active communities, but StealSolo may have a smaller player base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky AI Paradise: Dall-E 3 Server – Unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world with our intelligent design!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic biomes and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers have learned how to breakdance!

Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a tyrant ruler who has amassed an army of feathered followers to take over the land. Will you join forces with the chickens or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where villagers get down and boogie all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive “Diamond Dinosaur” who guards a treasure trove of diamonds beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today at bing.com/create and prepare for an adventure like no other! Who knows what bizarre and hilarious shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.