Are you tired of feeling like a noob in the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your teenage insecurities in a blocky world! Build your confidence by conquering towering structures and slaying virtual dragons. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to blow up your problems? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a therapist in disguise, ready to help you work through your deepest insecurities. Join now and let the healing begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Animals Bred: 142 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Mines Excavated: 2477
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 132 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 216113 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Emeralds Found: 5423
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7973 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Divine Spears Created: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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