Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Farms Harvested:	638	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Tophat

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Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	2696	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	1594	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	1878	Love Letters Sent:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ores Mined:	1349	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Westera SMP

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Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

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WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Towns Built:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TerraFirmaGreg
Modpack	TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
Claimed Chunks	50 per player
Force Loaded Chunks	3 per player
Discord	https://ds.leafxp.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the modpack for this server?

The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

3. Is the server up 24/7?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7586	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

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Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4351	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!