So, picture this: You’re peacefully enjoying a cup of tea on our Minecraft server, when suddenly your in-laws spawn in and start scolding you for bringing sugar into their virtual house. They confiscate your sugar packets and call you a ‘naughty player’, lecturing you on the dangers of virtual sugar consumption. Join our server for a wild and wacky time, where even the pixels have boundaries! Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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