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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4535 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!