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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7875 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Crops Grown: | 1228 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!