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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7698 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4943 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 1198 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!