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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 629 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 354 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.
If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!