Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 4325 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant, dancing taco monster appears out of nowhere, ready to challenge you to a salsa dance-off! Or how about a group of angry unicorns who demand you join their sparkly rainbow parade or face their wrath?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his rule and become the new poultry ruler?
Join our server now for a wild, unpredictable, and downright absurd Minecraft experience like no other! Who needs realistic monsters when you can have a dance-off with a taco?
