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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9422 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2919 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Welcome to our totally not basic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret handshake that involves doing the floss dance while riding a pig! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we all pretend to be professional Minecraft builders but end up accidentally blowing up our own creations with TNT.
Our server owner, Cornette, is basically the king of the server but he refuses to acknowledge that he’s just another indie geek like the rest of us. Rumor has it he once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone else, only to accidentally set it on fire with a misplaced lava bucket.
If you’re looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much), then come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank war and spontaneous dance parties in the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
