Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in all of Minecraft! Join us and you’ll experience crazy adventures like incelwalking to buy ice cream at 11 pm in your very own virtual world. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to in our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

    Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

    FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

    We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

    Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Endless Legions Commanded: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • LockdownLolsMC

    LockdownLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

    Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

    So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

    SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyNoobz

    CraftyNoobz
    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Enchantments Applied: 192
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Emeralds Found: 8394
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Minecraft Uzbekistan

    Minecraft Uzbekistan

    A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

    Create, Build, Enjoy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Zombie Dances: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Void Gems Collected: 24

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Mega Mango

    Mega Mango

    Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

    Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Battle Brits Minecraft Server

    Battle Brits Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

    With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

    Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Ores Mined: 1997 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Zombie Dances: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

    & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 390
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • HouthisGonnaHateCraft

    HouthisGonnaHateCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

    Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 187 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Warning

    Warning

    made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Patates Junior High School

    Patates Junior High School

    PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

    -Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

    Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

    Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

    Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6844 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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