Incel Kino Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with mandatory incel Kinos that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, where the only way to defeat it is by reciting lines from your favorite incel movie. Or how about a thrilling game of capture the flag, where the flag is actually just a fedora that you have to wear while running around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Olympics, where players compete in events such as the Neckbeard Dash, the Fedora Toss, and the Waifu Pillow Fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Nice Guy, who roams the server looking for m’ladies to rescue.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of irony – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Farms Harvested:	723	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	89	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	258
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Enchantments Applied:	289
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Items Found:	2960
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!