Incel Kino Minecraft SMP

alienation, Cinema, cult classics, dark humor, films, incel, incel community, incel culture, Kino, Loneliness, Lonely Men, mandatory incel Kinos, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood characters, movies, must watch, outcast movies, outsider perspective, recommended, smp, social outcasts, societal rejection, tragic comedy

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with mandatory incel Kinos that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, where the only way to defeat it is by reciting lines from your favorite incel movie. Or how about a thrilling game of capture the flag, where the flag is actually just a fedora that you have to wear while running around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Olympics, where players compete in events such as the Neckbeard Dash, the Fedora Toss, and the Waifu Pillow Fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Nice Guy, who roams the server looking for m’ladies to rescue.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of irony – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Crops Grown:	1928

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1500	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Animals Bred:	79
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	7029
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.