Incel Kino Minecraft SMP

alienation, Cinema, cult classics, dark humor, films, incel, incel community, incel culture, Kino, Loneliness, Lonely Men, mandatory incel Kinos, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood characters, movies, must watch, outcast movies, outsider perspective, recommended, smp, social outcasts, societal rejection, tragic comedy

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with mandatory incel Kinos that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, where the only way to defeat it is by reciting lines from your favorite incel movie. Or how about a thrilling game of capture the flag, where the flag is actually just a fedora that you have to wear while running around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Olympics, where players compete in events such as the Neckbeard Dash, the Fedora Toss, and the Waifu Pillow Fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Nice Guy, who roams the server looking for m’ladies to rescue.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of irony – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	New Chunks Explored:	421610
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	68154	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6283	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4364

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Farms Harvested:	231
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	178

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	3358
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!