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| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.
The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Ores Mined: | 3598 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| No Bullying | Treat all players with respect and kindness. |
| Respect Boundaries | Respect other players’ wishes. |
| No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission | Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited. |
| No Nether Roof Travel | Travel only underneath the nether roof. |
| Type | Mod | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Server Side | Sodium | Lag reduction |
| Server Side | Lithium | Lag reduction |
| Server Side | Ledger | Grief protection |
| Server Side | Leaves Us In Peace | Faster leaf decay |
| Server and Client Side | Simple Voice Chat | Optional proximity chat |
| Server and Client Side | Universal Graves | Makes graves instead of dropping items |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server. |
| Can I grief or steal from other players? | No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited. |
| Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether? | Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof. |
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?
Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2907 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 30 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 9003 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.
4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 103 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.
But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6424 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5908 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 532 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.
But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2220 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 109 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 89 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 575 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!
Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!
Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.
From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?
So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
