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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 875 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 408 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Our server is so wild that the owner once tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get us started on the time they built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs are the DJ’s and the creepers know how to drop a sick beat. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for that soft-tongued 19-year-old, she’s a real prankster!