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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3529 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
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