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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1218 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 758634 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Our server is filled with wacky characters who have the attention span of a goldfish on caffeine. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our world filled with giant chickens, rainbow sheep, and explosive creepers that love to photobomb your selfies.
But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Grammar Police, who will hunt you down if you dare to use proper punctuation or spelling. They roam the land in their enchanted armor made of red pens and dictionaries, ready to correct your every typo.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world where the only rule is to have fun, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience, because things are about to get wild!