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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5409 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 8198 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 413 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Our server is filled with wacky characters who have the attention span of a goldfish on caffeine. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our world filled with giant chickens, rainbow sheep, and explosive creepers that love to photobomb your selfies.
But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Grammar Police, who will hunt you down if you dare to use proper punctuation or spelling. They roam the land in their enchanted armor made of red pens and dictionaries, ready to correct your every typo.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world where the only rule is to have fun, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience, because things are about to get wild!