so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
New Chunks Explored: 140164 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
Holy Grails Found: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Elemental Crystals Collected: 68 Gryphons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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