so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ores Mined: 4804
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 30 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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