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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1502 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Join us on our Minecraft SMP where the players are so dumb, you’ll constantly be questioning your life choices. From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
One time, a player thought they could tame a creeper by feeding it cookies. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their house. Another player tried to swim in lava because they thought it was a hot tub. Spoiler alert: it was not a hot tub.
So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh until you cry and witness some truly epic fails, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.