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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3101 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Join us on our Minecraft SMP where the players are so dumb, you’ll constantly be questioning your life choices. From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
One time, a player thought they could tame a creeper by feeding it cookies. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their house. Another player tried to swim in lava because they thought it was a hot tub. Spoiler alert: it was not a hot tub.
So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh until you cry and witness some truly epic fails, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.