IdiotCraft SMP

DATING, dumb, EMBARRASSING, experiences, Foolish, funny, hindsight, humor, idiot, IdiotCraft, lessons learned, love, MARRIED, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, regret, relationship advice, relationships, Significant Other, smp, stupidity

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP where the players are so dumb, you’ll constantly be questioning your life choices. From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

One time, a player thought they could tame a creeper by feeding it cookies. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their house. Another player tried to swim in lava because they thought it was a hot tub. Spoiler alert: it was not a hot tub.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh until you cry and witness some truly epic fails, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	280

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4004	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Evolved Survival!Free Ranks! Player Shops, Economy Vanilla & Custom Biomes Public Farms! Land Claiming Custom Plugins

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Towns Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6754
Love Letters Sent:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.