> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Animals Bred:	186
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

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StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

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Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Potions Brewed:	158	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

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Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7303
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

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Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crops Grown:	8498
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crops Grown:	1974
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	160
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

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Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

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Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	419	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

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