> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

BE, cautionary tale, comedy, Craft, documentary, Dystopia, Entertainment, film, Future, Government, humor, idio, idiocracy, intelligence, Luke Wilson, Mike Judge, Movie, Politics, pop culture, satire, satire film, smp, social commentary, society, supposed, WASNT

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	350
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Ores Mined:	9983	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mines Excavated:	3907	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ores Mined:	5319
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Votes:	3858	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	3318
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ores Mined:	3624	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5336	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6380
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com