> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	5
Crops Grown:	6965	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	7159	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8386
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Gems Collected:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2577
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	7969

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Dragons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!