> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Animals Bred:	105
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	99
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1570	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1513
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	39	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	260	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	748895
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	4329	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	3892	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3171	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.