> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Items Found:	6390

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	2735	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Farms Harvested:	461
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	602	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ores Mined:	4295
Star Shards Collected:	110	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	164	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5480
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.