> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Items Found:	1242
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Emeralds Found:	9002	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	9748	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2979	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	233	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8406
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.