> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Towns Built:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	8872	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1456
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2007	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Emeralds Found:	6661
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	158
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	435	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Ores Mined:	6497	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Towns Built:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	New Chunks Explored:	695535
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Animals Bred:	137
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
New Chunks Explored:	295485	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.