> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	229	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	391992	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	2865
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7079	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Potions Brewed:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ores Mined:	5719	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Animals Bred:	160	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.