> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	4713	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Potions Brewed:	82	Mines Excavated:	2720
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9978
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6045	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Potions Brewed:	100	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.