> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	648	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Animals Bred:	161
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	175

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Potions Brewed:	81	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Runes Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Emeralds Found:	1866	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	188

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mines Excavated:	4965
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5242

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magic Items Found:	4925	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	528
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.