> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Items Found:	5996
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Emeralds Found:	4471	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Items Found:	2274
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	3457
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	96	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Emeralds Found:	2340	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Animals Bred:	195
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Villages Defended:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.