> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Emeralds Found:	3156
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7816
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Enchantments Applied:	64
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Animals Bred:	93	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crops Grown:	6464

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2072	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	162
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dimension Hops:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	7893	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ores Mined:	3690
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!