> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5601

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2769	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8547
Dragon Eggs Found:	4288	Ores Mined:	1477
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	126
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	657
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.