> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	57	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	198	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	103

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	New Chunks Explored:	594759
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Emeralds Found:	5541
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.